Caption Contest Winner: SonOfMartin

August 13th, 2017

Caption Contest“Mom, I forgot my lunch again. Please don’t wear your housecoat and slippers to school again, the kids laughed at me last time. Thanks, Myron”

by: Kim
Category: Caption Contest
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17 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner: SonOfMartin”

  1. jewels says:

    AHOY! Chips Ahoy, that is.

  2. Patrick Hawkins says:

    New Message: Yar! M’ duck tape swords will shiver ye timbers! Yar! SEND.

  3. smarta says:

    Pirate pimp checking on his wenches.

  4. SonOfMartin says:

    “Mom, I forgot my lunch again. Please don’t wear your housecoat and slippers to school again, the kids laughed at me last time. Thanks, Myron”

  5. Patrick B says:

    Captain Geekbeard, was glad he traded in the parrot, for the new tweaker.

  6. BeerIsMyDad says:

    Chunk from the Goonies 20 years later.

  7. azkellie says:

    The stunt double for Ninja Assassin

  8. Carol says:

    Pirates don’ need no stinkin’ pepper spray!

  9. Ray Ray says:

    “Dear Johnny Depp.

    You might remember me from the Pinehill Mall in San Dimas California. I walked by you and laughed, and you looked in my direction. Do you like malls? I don’t go to malls all the time, but I was at Pinehill that day to buy an Edward Scissorhands figurine from Hot Topic. Come to think of it, you were in that, weren’t you? Hilarious. Anyhow, I hope we can hang out someday because I don’t have a dad.

    Love,
    Crispin”

  10. Dave says:

    Look, it is the button-pirate…. LOL!!

  11. Jonah says:

    Damn I wish this train would hurry up. the space pirate convention is already underway!

  12. J says:

    This is the scene they cut from Pirates of the Caribbean 3 when Jack sparrow goes to Worlds End.

  13. Jeff says:

    After eating Johnny Depp, our friend decided to text his buddies and brag

  14. Timmy says:

    Yar, there be whales here, cap’n!

  15. James F says:

    …free credit report.com….everybody sing

  16. Seth says:

    Argh! I be textin’ maties…

  17. Casey says:

    Not only do I NOT have 20 / 20 vision, BUT IM BLIND IN ONE EYE…. PIRATING IS SERIOUS BUISNESS!